A
Clandestine Meeting of the Interminably Lachrymal Order of the Deniable Moth
Pt 1: Ariel
Arriving back at
Stormguard, Ariel allows
“My lady, I
trust I am not interrupting anything important?”
“Prince
Julian is settled and I am completely at your disposal Ariel,” she replies
quietly.
“Ah!
Good!” Ariel seems a little shifty. He looks up and down the corridor as if
afraid someone might see him at
“Why
of course!”
Ariel
slips into the room and, most unusually for such a non-tactile person, places a
gentle restraining hand on her arm, ensuring the door is shut as quietly as
possible.
“Pardon
the lèse noblesse, lady, but it is best that this
matter remain unknown to the wider public, even unto mine own house. Ahem! Um… It… er… cannot have escaped
your attention that our sovereign – may his reign never end – has seen fit to
withdraw the charter for the Interminably Lachrymal Order of the Deniable Moth?
That our Order is therefore, regretfully, no longer interminable, having been
terminated.”
“You have already
made me aware of that fact Ariel. But why the need for such secrecy right now –
and with the scrying skills of your House are we
entirely in privacy here?” she enquires with her voice low.
Ariel
seems uncomfortable and looks down as he shuffles his feet. “It is, of course,
a breach of etiquette to spy upon an honoured guest… but then we are at war…
and we cannot assume that the powers-that-be, who so summarily dismissed our
Order, will be so remiss as to not observe its members to ensure they do not
contravene Royal Fiat… and we are, after all, about to do just that…”
“The
risks are serious, though probably worse for me than for you… probably.” Ariel
reaches inside his robe and produces what looks like a folded tablecloth. He
looks around and moves to the least cluttered wall. “Would you please help me
remove this tapestry? We need to hang this in its place.” He waves the
tablecloth.
Ariel
lends two hands, having grown a stunted appendage on the spur of the moment
just to hold the tablecloth. Once the tapestry is down and neatly laid over an
adjacent sofa, Ariel unfolds the tablecloth and with
Unfolded
and hung, the tablecloth depicts a sunlit garden seen through a wicket gate set in a hedge.
Ariel
holds out his hand to
Ariel
escorts her into the tapestry, opening the gate with his left hand, and then
they are in the garden.
“We
have just passed through a portable portal, no different to any you might find
in Stormguard, save that it can be moved around and
hung at will. It will make it that little more difficult to follow our
progress, though it may make our return a little… fraught. Please, walk this
way…”
Close
up, the garden has all the appearance of a typical formal garden laid out in
any country house estate, but something about it makes
Yes,
that’s probably it.
Ariel
leads
“Here
we are. Please enter, my lady.”
“Oh?”
Ariel sounds slightly disappointed. “I had thought you might appreciate the
natural environment, from my scant knowledge of your background.” He shrugs.
“Forgive me, lady. We must follow a roundabout route past appropriate sentinels
to ensure our security, but we are about to leave the garden…”
He
leads the way into the ice-house and suddenly
Again
Ariel guides
As
with the garden, things react as they pass: small lights click on, items of
electronic equipment hum and a rectangular box mounted on the wall swivels to
follow their progress – a dark eye watching over a red security light.
Of
course
Well,
aside from the likelihood of attack if she strays from a completely non-obvious
path, or her utter unfamiliarity with hi-tech office environments, or the
obvious sense of being watched by potentially malevolent non-human ‘things’,
Constance cannot help feeling a pervasive, insidious sensation that the watcher
is not so much hostile or inimical, as just very, very ‘other’.
Despite
the lack of an obvious path, Constance has no trouble recalling the route Ariel
leads her through – though she’s been long enough in Chaos now to know that the
way back is not necessarily the same as simply reversing the way forward.
Ariel
halts before the huge bay window which bulges forth from the side of the
building the office is in. Far below
“Now,
I must warn you that the next bit is a little disconcerting.”
They
step forward together into the glass of the window but instead of a portal
taking them to another place, instead the glass proves completely
non-corporeal. In perhaps the nastiest health and safety violation ever, Ariel
and Constance walk through the window and find themselves plummeting down the
face of the building.
If
Julian has thought to inculcate a knowledge of mechanics and/or ballistics in
his daughter, she can probably calculate in the time available that at three
meters per floor, and an acceleration due to gravity of a little less than ten
meters per second squared, it takes fractionally over six seconds to fall sixty
floors to the hard paving of the street below.
…It
feels far longer…
Downward
velocity gathers apace and the street seems to rush closer ever faster – damn,
those paving stones look hard! Then suddenly, just as they are about to be
smashed to pulp on the hard, hard ground, the street and the lights go away and
they land, with only a slight jolt, in utter darkness.
Ariel
lets go her hand, she can hear him chuckling to himself. “I really like that
bit, so invigorating!” He chuckles again. “Please bide while I create light.”
Looking
in the direction from where his voice emanated,
“Oh?”
He sounds slightly disappointed again and it occurs to
“Perhaps
it will be more exhilarating next time Ariel,” she responds. She follows him
closely and her eyes strain to pick up any physical details around her –
anything that might be the source of the smells about her.
Oh
the source is very easy to find – they are walking through a brick-lined sewer.
Thankfully their feet follow a solid walkway raised an inch or so above the
stream of ordure below. Ariel is again leading her through a complex series of
turns and
After
a while it occurs to Constance that Ariel might have meant ‘Prey, walk this
way’ since there are undeniable signs of predators all around – small creatures
nest in niches and crevices in the brickwork but larger creatures – much larger
creatures – lurk in the mire. She spots a tentacle as it briefly breaks the
surface and soon after the wink of an eye betrays something crocodilian almost
completely submerged.
But
then Ariel announces “Here we are” and halts before a door. By torchlight
Constance sees words in a language she cannot understand, however she also
notes three symbols or glyphs which she has no trouble translating as ‘danger’,
‘death’ and ‘great pain’. Ariel knocks on the door in a short but complex
rhythm, obviously a signal to someone within.
He
puts a finger to his lips just as the door is opened by a fearful reptilian
creature that luckily
“Who
is it, Dolchstoss?” growls a deep, fussy and
officious voice from within.
“Zerstörer and Vorneweg, Herr Ubermeister,” hisses the reptile, with forked tongue.
“Ah,
then let them in, we must not let our brethren wait at the door.”
Ariel
leads
The
rest of the Order is in stalls around the inside of the chamber decorated with
their colours and arms. Ariel’s and Constance’s stalls are to either side of
the Balrog’s.
The full Order, titles and their forms, in
order of precedence, is as follows…
Ubermeister: Lord Sorpovin
of Jesby – balrog
Zerstörer: Lady Constance of Amber – human
Vorneweg: Lord Ariel of Pheon
– air spirit
Nachtherrin: Lady Rhanda of
Hartmann:
Sir Vrachos of Petrus –
animated statue
Eisigenrache: Sir Raureif of Winter – frost demon
Todmaschine: Sir Tupac of Yupanqui – cyborg
Grossehinrichtung: Sir Jahangir of
Moghul – elephant with hand on trunk
Strahlendflieger: Dame Rachael of Seraph – angel
Dolchstoss: Sir Kageorgis
of Spandrel – reptilian
Blitzstrahl: Sir Balarama of
Indra – iron bodied human with golden hair
Eiferer: Sir Bo of Shang
– oriental humanoid – deceased
Wunderschontod: Sir Hunac Ceel of Toltos – obsidian
butterfly
Obviously,
Bo of Shang is dead but almost everyone else has
already arrived except for Rachael. Interestingly, Sir Bo’s stall still bears
his arms.
[FYI, Constance has never openly displayed
her arms before, since until the recent battle she was supposed to be keeping a
low profile, but Julian has schooled her in the family heraldry.
In theory, all Oberon’s
children could use the unicorn rampant on green with a mark of difference, but
that would mean all of them wearing near identical shields and banners, which
is unflattering to Amberite egos and frankly
impractical on the battlefield, where the troops need to identify their
particular lords at a glance.
Julian’s banner is very
similar to Oberon’s unicorn rampant on green but Julian replaces the white
unicorn with a grey horse.
[
Since
all the other members are already ensconced and Ariel heads straight for his,
it seems permission to sit is not needed. Unfortunately for Dolchstoss
(Sir Kageorgis of Spandrel), his stall is right next
to the door.
“Just
Strahlendflieger to come now,” comments the vampiress.
The
elephant-headed Asian warrior turns to
The
vampiress chimes in, “It is exactly the sort of thing
our Order is… was… intended for.”
“Thank
you both for your sentiments. I am both pleased and relieved at the outcome,”
An
enquiry comes from the statue, “I trust your father is unharmed?” but before
“We
understand an arm is still healing but that injury was not inflicted by Karm.”
The
lizard man leans forward, his forked tongue flicking from his lips, “Lady Zerstörer, if you or His Royal Highness are seeking
retribution for insults inflicted, might I offer the services of my house; Spandrell have certain gifts and much experience…?”
“Forgive
me for enquiring, Dolchstoss,” interjects the
obsidian butterfly in tones like the chiming of a gem of pure crystal, “But
aren’t Spandrell about to be exiled…?”
Dolchstoss’ eyes flash for a moment but his voice
betrays no emotion, “Spandrell has been exiled before,
never for long.” The forked tongue flicks the air again, as if tasting the
butterfly’s words. “And those who set themselves against us seldom tarry long
upon our return.”
“Brother
knights!” growls the balrog
from the highest chair, next to
Both
knights rise and bow to each other. “Your pardon, Dolchstoss, I meant no harm by my jest.”
“Likewise,
Wunderschontod, my brother-in-arms need never fear Spandrell.”
Then
comes a complex knock at the door. The butterfly
resumes his seat while Dolchstoss lets in a radiant, wingéd angel –
“Forgive
my late arrival, brothers and sisters, a previous engagement ran late.” Furling
her wings, she takes her stall, leaving only Sir Bo of Shang’s
vacant.
“Entirely
understandable, given the circumstances,” Ariel speaks for the first time from
the other side of the balrog, to
“Not yet but soon, thank you Vorneweg.”
Rachael
smiles back, briefly but warmly, before looking to the balrog,
who waits for everyone to settle.
“Brethren,
as you know, this Order is dissolved by Royal Decree. Therefore this meeting is
not happening and, should anyone ask, we are just a few like-minded friends
enjoying pleasant and convivial companionship. Agreed?”
Starting
with Ariel on his immediate left, his eyes sweep the other stalls and all
present acquiesce until his gaze finally reaches
“We
all know that our charter has been withdrawn but not all of us know why.” The balrog seems serene and
The
formation of mini-storms that is Ariel somehow looks as if it was hoping
without much hope that he wouldn’t be called to speak but fatalistically
accepts the task.
“One
of our Order, the entity we know as Eiferer…”
“And
that should have been a clue…” mutters the vampiress,
sotto voce to
“…on
behalf of our matron, took it upon himself to exact vengeance in the Opera
House upon Lord
“Lord
William’s grandmother, Queen Cymnea of Amber, took it
upon herself to raise the issue in Council, asserting that this act of violence
was in direct contravention of His Majesty’s directive that a truce with Amber
should stand until after the funeral of the late King of Amber. His Majesty saw
fit to find in her favour.”
“Well
brethren, there you have it.” The balrog’s voice
oozes self-satisfied pragmatism. “Now the question is,
what do we do about it?”
There’s
a pregnant pause, then the cyborg exclaims in a
machine-like voice, entirely lacking inflection, “First, we must venerate Eiferer as a martyr to our cause.”
Rachael, sat next to him, stares aghast, too
shocked to speak.
“Really?”
“Zerstörer has a point, Todmaschine,”
the iron-man with golden hair weighs in with
“Even
supposing the attack on Lord
“Hear,
hear!” comes from the vampiress and the
elephant-headed warrior and it seems the cyborg is
alone until the butterfly chimes in…
“You
jest, Strahlendflieger; all here know it was he who
killed our matron.”
“I
do not actually, but I now know what some of you believe.”
Ariel
stirs uncomfortably and when he opens his mouth it’s with obvious reluctance.
“I think we all… experienced the opera you mention. Obviously it was intended
to stir muddy political waters and has done so successfully, but it was
nonetheless historical fiction, not history itself.”
“Exactly! Thank you Vorneweg!”
Todmaschine rallies to his cause. “And I go further:
it was propaganda, pure and simple, intended to besmirch our sovereign…”
“Who
is quite capable of besmirching himself,” interjects the vampiress,
dryly.
“…I
say that Lord
The
statue speaks for the first time. “It is true that Lord
Rachael
and Constance open their mouths to remonstrate but the statue raises his hand,
bidding them let him finish – his voice is the epitome of reason.
“…but
yet there is a time and a place, and with His Majesty announcing the truce,
that time cannot be now.”
Rachael
clearly agrees with
“Your
logic is flawed, Zerstörer,” golden-haired Blitzstrahl advises gently, “if a knight be struck down by
an assailant, you cannot claim his death lies at the hands of another who may
have interposed a shield but did not so do. It is the assailant, who strikes
the blow, who has the main culpability.”
Grossehinrichtung nods his elephant-head sagely, “And even
so, that assumes it may have been possible to save her – all her house expired,
none were saved, ergo it was not possible to save anyone.”
“If
it were not possible to save anyone, how was it that both Augustus Swayvil and Lord
Todmaschine replies first, metronomically,
“By what intelligence do you know this? Were you there?”
“Of
course I was not there but I would very much like to hear your version of the
event,” she replies mildly.
“I
think what Brother Todmaschine is saying, somewhat
obliquely, is that it is only the opera that suggests His Majesty was involved
at all – if we assume, as I’m sure we’re meant to, that ‘Magnus’ is cognate
with ‘Augustus’.” Again it is the cold, hard voice of the statue that breathes
reason into the discussion. “Ergo, without the opera, any other version would
leave him out.”
“Which
leaves Lord William as the sole perpetrator of a genocide,”
concludes the butterfly.
“Again,”
says
The
balrog
growls from
“I
regret my behaviour Ubermeister,” she inclines her
head towards him. “Might it be more fruitful to return to your opening question
instead?”
“By
his own admission,” chimes in the butterfly, evidently feeling the topic still
has wings, “and public gloating by ‘foul and despicable’ Ascaris,
Lord
Ubermeister continues to eye
Everyone
goes quiet. Ubermeister slowly smiles.
“Now
Ubermeister,” she returns his smile, “might we return
to your agenda?”
“Certainly, Zerstörer.” The balrog’s
tone is warm and engaging but
Looking
round the table,
“Now
brethren,” continues Ubermeister as serenely as it is
possible for an 8-foot balrog to sound, “Hartmann
made an interesting point before our little digression; you seem to think Eiferer’s challenge was mistimed?”
“Hmm? Yes… well my point was that, whatever the justice of the
deed, Eiferer should never have embarked on such a
course without the support and authority of the Order.”
“How
many agree with Hartmann?”
There
follows general acquiescence from Ariel, the vampiress,
the frost demon, elephant-head and the golden-haired iron-man but only Dolchstoss speaks…
“Eiferer was incompetent, had I wielded the blade, Lord
William would never have seen his assailant.”
“Spandrell had their chance, yet
“Eiferer acted with our permission,” states Ubermeister, to general astonishment, “and he did not act
alone.”
The
butterfly giggles in the silence.
“Your
pardon for being just a Ranger, Ubermeister,
but do I understand ‘our permission’ to mean the permission of the Order
or your permission?”
“The
two are one, Zerstörer – I am Ubermeister,
am I not?”
“Of
a now disbanded Order, Ubermeister. I applaud you!
You have taken a gifted and useful group of individuals and caused the
dissolution of an entire Order. Do you share blood lines with Oggil perchance?” She finishes, speaking mildly with a
slightly raised eyebrow.
“
“I
might regret the slur on bloodlines,”
“No,
it does not!” interjects the statue, coldly. “Do you think this is a democracy?
Ours is an Order, Zerstörer. Furthermore your words
were extremely intemperate and ill-considered.”
“Or
do you think casting ridiculous aspersions on the lineage of our members does
you or your arguments any credit?” This is from Rachael, who is finally making
eye contact – she looks angry, but it’s a cold anger,
“No!”
“Excellent!”
growls Ubermeister with delighted bonhomie, “Such
marvellously well-oiled contrition, daughter of Amber, and I trust it not a
whit – please be sure that if you utter one more word in such vein to any of us
here you shall be dismissed from the Order forthwith. Do I make myself clear on
this?”
Rachael
and Blitzstrahl, sitting between her and Wunderschontod, definitely seem relieved; so is the vampiress to
“I
asked, Zerstörer, if you understand my meaning?”
“I
understand your meaning, Ubermeister,” she replies.
“Wonderful!”
Ubermeister surveys the rest of the Order. “Now,
where were we?”