A
Clandestine Meeting of the Interminably Lachrymal Order of the Deniable Moth
Pt 3: Nachtherrin
“Well,”
says Eisigenrache, settling back into his stall,
“we’d better elect a new head of the Order… any nominations?”
Ariel
isn’t looking at
Everyone
looks at
“Fellows,”
Constance catches the gaze of the members of the Order. “I choose to
nominate Vorneweg for our new Head of Order.”
Vorneweg nods once, accepting his nomination but
not looking particularly happy about it. “And I nominate Eisigenrache…”
“Declined!”
replies the frost-demon, emphatically.
The
vampiress smiles lasciviously, “I think Grossehinrichtung’s talents are under-appreciated and
under-used.” Elephant-head looks startled to be named.
Hartmann
shakes his head. “The ones I would nominate have already been named.”
“Hartmann!”
states Eisigenrache.
The
cyborg, elephant-head and Rachael all shake their
heads.
“Nachtherrin!” announces Dolchstoss,
with a smile.
Blitzstrahl shakes his head, “Pass”.
Wunderschontod, despite having the longest to think
already, takes some time to mull things over, wings fluttering in agitation. “Strahlendflieger?” he finally announces, tentatively.
“No,”
replies Rachael, “I will be leaving soon and the Order needs continuity more than
anything.”
“Anyone
else?” asks Ariel, “Each of us may proffer as many names as we choose…”
“I
will also be leaving soon, by My Lady’s Grace and, like Strahlendflieger, I would see continuity for our Order
but I also seek a clear renewed sense of purpose. What is our future
and how can we regain our Royal warrant? Vorneweg,
what thought has been put to these challenges?”
“These
issues require direction from the head of our Order,” replies Ariel, “our most
pressing concern is therefore this election.”
“Why
do you ask these questions?” asks Hartmann. “They cannot be answered save by
the head of the Order.”
Eisigenrache asks rhetorically, “When King Oberon’s
death became known, did not Amber seek a new King?”
“Before
even leaving the battlefield,” finishes the vampiress.
“That’s
not the point,” contradicts Hartmann. “You are quibbling about mechanism but the
inescapable truth is that as soon as the death of the late King Oberon became
generally known, Amber had a new King within but a few minutes.”
“The
King is dead!” interjects the vampiress with a
twisted smile, “Long live the King!”
Ariel
speaks again. “I ask again, for the third and final time, are there any
more nominations?”
There’s
a long silence while ten pairs of eyes and Todmaschine’s
single electronic equivalent move from one face to another, waiting for someone
to speak…
“Well
we all know the candidates,” replies Eisigenrache,
“so I move that we go to a vote... unless,” he continues testily, with
his eyes on
The
vampiress shrugs, “Might be fun…?”
The
vampiress smirks as Eisigenrache
bestows her a dirty look and suddenly
All
eyes look to Ariel who seems suddenly uncomfortable with all the attention.
“Oh! Ah… yes… well I suppose I am a little… um… inexperienced in the leadership
role but I suppose I would… make soundings among the Order and then form
policies… based on what you all think…?”
“In
other words,” comments the vampiress, caustically,
“you’d blow with the wind?”
“Yes!”
replies Ariel, delighted that someone gets it so easily.
“Alternatively,
Ariel, ” interjects
Ariel
looks like someone who knows he’s being flattered so as not to hurt his
feelings. The vampiress, frost demon, Blitzstrahl and the butterfly all look at
Most
of the others are too hard to read but
Eyes
look to Grossehinrichtung. With a little more time to
prepare he’s not so overwhelmed as Ariel. “First I shall not pursue Lord
William immediately, at least until after the funeral of King Oberon. Then I
shall chair a discussion within the Order to determine whether we should
formally pursue vengeance in the long term. There are pros and cons either way.
“As
you know, I am first and foremost a warrior so my personal leaning at this time
is toward long-term vengeance – it is, after all, the foundation of our Order.
But I think honour demands only one more attempt on Lord William – if he
survives three assaults by our Order then clearly it is not mean
to be – and I am not prepared to use the methods outlined by Ubermeister.”
Elephant-head’s
words meet with a general nodding of heads from around the Order – it all seems
very reasonable so far.
“However
I would not be content to allow the… ‘other culprit’
to be allowed to escape without sanction. Obviously direct assault is out of
the question but I wonder if we might not pursue our goal through more… subtle
means – perhaps by supporting others? Alternatively we need to replace recent
losses so perhaps we might recruit an assassin willing to die for the cause…?”
After
a suitable time to allow for thought and questions arising, when they don’t Eisigenrache (
“You
all know where I stand. I believe we should pursue vengeance against Lord
William but not until the truce ends. I do not hold with action, no matter how
‘subtle’, against our sovereign. But whatever the future holds for us, my
watchword would always be ‘restraint’. All sanctions, of whatever nature, would
be achieved as an Order, through concerted action and exhaustive planning.”
Eisigenrache seems slightly disappointed, though
whether that’s with Hartmann’s manifesto or with the lack of questions for his
nominee is hard to say. “And finally Nachtherrin…”
The
vampiress sits up with a wry grin, “Well I don’t buy
all this vengeance malarkey. I say we forget Lord William and the King and go
back to being champions of the underdog. I kind of like the Amberites
anyway.”
“We
know,” smirks Dolchstoss.
“Well?”
demands Eisigenrache, “Are you satisfied? Can we move
to the vote now?”
“Very
well, then. It is permissible to vote for yourself but
everyone will regard it as being in extremely poor taste.” He nods to
“My
vote is for…” she pauses consideringly, “Nachtherrin.”
The
usual suspects are hard to read but everyone else merely nods to indicate this
doesn’t surprise them – or possibly they try to give the impression of not
being surprised – or maybe they just don’t care. At least Ariel doesn’t seem
disappointed to find his lone supporter has deserted him. Only Rachael wrinkles
her nose in distaste –
Ariel’s
brow furrows in consternation and he takes some time weighing his decision.
Eventually he heaves a great sigh and says, “Yes… Nachtherrin.”
Nachtherrin chimes in without hesitation, “Grossehinrichtung”.
“Grossehinrichtung,” repeats Hartmann, equally emphatic but
managing to lend gravitas to his decision, rather than making it sound as if he
just doesn’t care.
Eisigenrache has clearly been unswayed
by the debates. “Hartmann,” he affirms quietly. Todmaschine
also votes for the statue, as does Grossehinrichtung,
all with little indication of protracted thought.
But
Rachael seems deeply conflicted, spending quite some time wrestling within.
Eventually, as if settling for the least of many evils, she votes, “Ariel”, to
everyone’s surprise.
“Nachtherrin,” votes the lizard-man, gleefully.
“Hartmann,”
votes Blitzstrahl, heavily.
Finally
Wunderschontod flutters his wings in agitation. It
seems he also finds it difficult to choose. At last he breathes out, “Nachtherrin”.
Eisigenrache sighs, “So that’s four votes each for
Hartmann and Nachtherrin, two for Grossehinrichtung
and one for Vorneweg.”
“Naturally
I withdraw my candidature.” Ariel seems frankly relieved. “Strahlendflieger,
you will need to transfer your vote.”
Rachael
seems truly conflicted at the choice between the vampiress,
elephant-head and the statue. Shebites her lip and
looks around the Order, wrestling with her conscience. “Grossehinrichtung,”
is her final decision, but she doesn’t look happy about it.
There’s
a ‘tut’ of irritation from Eisigenrache.
“So that’s four – four – three, with Grossehinrichtung
behind Nachtherrin and Hartmann. Does anyone want to
change their vote?”
No
one answers Eisigenrache until Grossehinrichtung
clears his throat. “Ahem! Well friends, I admit to being greatly flattered by
all your attention. I never thought to be considered as a potential head of our
Order, let alone to do so well in the running, but I think it is time I
withdrew my candidacy so we can all focus on the real contenders.”
There’s general
quiet applause around the Order at such a graceful capitulation.
Eisigenrache states the obvious, “With Grossehinrichtung’s gracious withdrawal, that leaves Nachtherrin and Hartmann on four votes each with at least
three votes to be recast. What say you?”
“Hartmann!” snaps
back Nachtherrin immediately, as if there’s no
choice, which for her there isn’t.
Hartmann’s
response is more measured but equally inevitable, “Nachtherrin!”
And
all eyes turn to Rachael, who obviously does not relish the attention. This
time she looks up and
Eisigenrache looks around the Order. “Does anyone else
wish to recast their vote? This is your last chance.”
Ariel
asks, “Will you take a new name to signify your ascendancy?”
“What?
You mean like how Feurigentrotz became Ubermeister?” The vampiress’
smile is twisted, “No, I shall not inflict an Uberherrin
on you. I shall receive your devotions as I am, as Nachtherrin.”
Immediately
the statue rises from his stall and falls to one knee. “I, Hartmann, pledge
obedience unto death to the head of my Order, Nachtherrin.”
Then each member of the Order does the same in the order: Dolchstoss,
Wunderschontod, Todmaschine,
Eisigenrache, Vorneweg, Constance,
Grossehinrichtung and Blitzstrahl.
Only
Rachael is left. Slowly she rises from her stall.
“In
light of the fact that I shall shortly be leaving the Thelbane
and may not return for a long time, if ever, I think this is an appropriate
time to step down from the Order. I have learned much from the Order but I
think my destiny lies elsewhere. My only regret is that it leaves the Order
under strength at a time of crisis when withdrawal of our charter makes
recruitment difficult. But I trust the Order will bounce back from adversity
and I will follow your exploits with great interest.”
Nachtherrin shrugs, evidently whatever the issue it
means nothing to her. “OK, go if you must, but it seems a shame as I want to
move us out of Chaos…” This brings mutters of surprise from half the Order,
causing her to address the knights. “…Well we’ve lost our Royal charter and it
seems there’s more work for us out there than in the Thelbane.”
She turns back to Rachael, “Are you sure?” Rachael nods once. “OK! ‘Spect you’ll see us around – anyone else feel the same
way…?”
“OK,
just Strahlendflieger, then. Sorry to lose you girl
but if you want to go I can’t stop you.” She looks round at everyone else. “So
unless anyone has anything seriously urgent to bring up I guess we stop here. I
want everyone to think seriously about recruitment – we need another three
knights to get up to full strength and without a charter we better be discrete.
Now get out of here!”
Without
Ubermeister’s bulk in the way, just two steps brings
her to Ariel as he eases himself out of his stall – with everyone else between
him and the door he’s obviously decided it’s not worth rushing. He turns a
tired but pleased smile on
“Well,
more than a little fraught but it went as well as could be expected and I think
everything got done that needed doing.”
“That
is good to learn. How long ago did you plot the late Ubermeister’s
demise? It seems as though there is almost a…” she pauses to continue with a
wry smile, “…pattern, of using my family as a way of achieving the removal
of someone or another.”
“I
think ‘plot’ is altogether too strong a word. Let us say we had made a
contingency against certain circumstances some time ago. But I confess I am at
a loss to understand how you think you have been used to remove Ubermeister – you came close to preventing it.”
Abruptly
Ariel’s eyes refocus on a point immediately behind her as Constance realises
her back is to the rest of the room – and with a shock she recalls that Ubermeister was stood exactly where she is standing now,
when Ariel addressed him from his stall…
“I
just wanted to say farewell,” smiles the reptilian visage of Dolchstoss, “and I couldn’t help overhearing Ariel’s words
just now…”
At
this point
The
lizard-man opens his mouth to say something witty and amusing but Ariel beats
him to it, whispering so only she and Dolchstoss can hear above the hubbub of conversation in the
rest of the room.
“My
lady, you are a guest in my house and only the greatest provocation brings me
to even mention the issue but I must say that I personally find your manners
execrable.”
“You
were invited into our Order in the hope that someone of your lineage and blood
would lend honour and gravitas to our humble clique, not to mention providing a
brake on our demented leader, possibly leading future excursions and rescues
and ultimately promoting our ideals in a manner fitting to your station.
“Instead
I have watched with dismay as you vilify fellow members of the Order in the most crass manner imaginable. You couldn’t even offer insult
with any Grace but chose to proffer some incomprehensible babble that sounded
as if it were meant to be a slur on Ubermeister’s
lineage (which is surely the one thing about him that could not be criticised)
but truly I am uncertain as it contained so little meaning.
“Your every utterance is plagued with
factual error and you seem unable to comprehend the meaning of your own words,
nor their impact upon those of us forced to endure such improprieties. Your words came close to provoking the
Order into supporting Ubermeister, which would made
nonsense of this meeting and likely have been disastrous for our Order.
“Finally,
having brought you here, at considerable risk to myself, and desirous of
raising these issues in the most discrete way possible, you turn your back on
me in mid-conversation.” Ariel sobs, he really feels wounded.
“You
should know that when this meeting started I had high hopes that you might
replace Ubermeister, but now I consider us fortunate
to have avoided such a calamity.
“The
only words of Grace and discretion I have heard you utter was your apology to Ubermeister, and even he saw it for what it was worth –
nothing. Your apology being worthless I will not accept a single word of
apology from you now. Say nothing, lady. I ask only that you endeavour to
become worthy of the hospitality my House has granted, that perhaps one day
someone will mention your name and I will not hang my head in shame.”
Suddenly
the sharp pricking is no more.
“You
should not take it so personally, Ariel;” Dolchstoss
consoles with surprising gentleness, “you know what they are like.”
Ariel
takes a deep breath, and another, as he moves out from behind
“Assuredly, Ariel.”
“My thanks! You shall have reward of me.”
“Indeed,
I shall expect a most wonderful beverage – we are talking cocktails.”
Ariel
actually smiles wanly, “My lady, we shall talk again on the morrow. Good day to
you both.”
Ariel
returns
Kageorgis smiles sweetly, which is a most disturbing
sight on a reptile. “Do not be too perturbed, my lady, I am sure he will
recover his temper anon. It is just a momentary disappointment.”
“No
Kageorgis. It is far beyond that but you are very
kind to say so. I am heart broken to have gone quite so far out of my way to
offend all of you.” There are tears brimming in her eyes again. “Please do not
judge the rest of us by my actions. You never deserved to have been caught with
me. I never had the qualities to lead your Order and nor would I have been able
to – even if I had have had that expectation explained to me. I really, really
want the Order to continue in its aims – they are worthy aims – but murdering
my cousin William? No. I could never be part of that, but I caused you to
murder Ubermeister.” She stops. Unable
to speak further.
Kageorgis chuckles, “See,
you are doing it again. You have no idea how amusing it is to see you behave
so, really quite hilarious. Believe me, I am not at
all offended; I have never had such entertainment.
“How,
upon the Serpent’s other eye could you believe that you caused me to… (and the
correct term, lady, is ‘assassinate’) …Ubermeister?”
The lizard man guffaws. “It is wonderful how you fail to perceive the reality
even when it is explained to you in the simplest of terms…
“You
did not cause me to assassinate Ubermeister. Did you
not listen to Ariel? You nearly caused Ubermeister
not to be assassinated. It was touch and go there for a while; you came
so close to distracting us from our purpose and provoking the waverers into siding with him.
“And
still you use words in a manner quite apart from their meaning: in what sense
are we ‘caught with’ you? And you believe I am wrong to say that things have
gone ‘far beyond’ my valuation of the situation, despite all evidence which
says you are utterly hopeless at evaluating any situation. Lady, I tell you
again, all this is as nothing and the next time you meet Ariel he will be
himself. See things as they are, not how you believe them to be, and all will
be well. We are all well aware what you Amberites are
like.”
“Then
I shall attempt to stop weeping for my idiocy.” She gives a very sad smile. “I
fear I shall never master my emotions either.” She looks directly at Kageorgis. “What exactly are we all like, Kageorgis?” She produces a handkerchief from somewhere and
starts to dry her eyes.
“Crass?
Unsubtle? Lacking in temperance? Lord William has a
dispute with a single person, and he eradicates an entire house?” He chortles
quietly. “Rather than the subtlety of a stiletto,” and a thin, wicked blade
flashes into view, almost subliminally, “you wield
weapons of mass destruction…”
“William
told me that the facts of his duel with Tybalt were
as portrayed in the Opera. He also assured me that he did not realise the
effects of brandishing Pattern whilst in Chaos. It is difficult to use Pattern
with subtlety in Chaos. Consider what I nearly caused when we arrived in the Thelbane. William was used as a very unsubtle weapon
indeed.”
The
lizard-man shrugs;
“Some
of us entertain ourselves watching you; you say and do things we could never
contemplate – your response to Ariel’s denial of leadership qualities was quite
priceless. Did you really not realise he was trying to worm out of the position
you had put him in?”
“I
did, but I wondered if he could be encouraged to take the role and grow the
Order as he grew in confidence. But tell me Kageorgis,
why did Eisigenrache rule himself out of the running?
He displayed the qualities of Leadership that I would look for.”
“Who
can tell? Perhaps you should ask him?” A frown of puzzlement crosses his face.
“What makes you think Vorneweg lacks confidence?”
“Mmm. I may be mistaken – he seems exceedingly
competent to me in what he does and how he goes about it. He has been an exceedingly
kind and generous host – at least to me. And apologetic at some decisions
regarding me – in his House” She considers. “He looked unhappy at his
nomination but you say that he was just trying to worm out of it? So confident
at avoiding tasks he does not want to undertake – and I am mistaken. Again.”
“Did
he strike you as lacking in confidence just prior to taking his leave?”
“No.
Not at all.”
“And
what is his place within House Pheon?”
“That
is difficult to tell. He deferred to Prospero and, although apologetic about
the decision of who would escort me to Zigo's
painting unveiling, yet seemed unable or unwilling to change it. He seems
powerful magically yet is tied to the hierarchy of his house. He was empowered
to act on my requests yet nearly had a fit when I asked if my Lord Warden might
be a guest.”
“The
question of where our guests are domiciled is a matter of rank – it would be a
grave breach of protocol for a lesser house to accommodate one so august as a
prince of Amber – have you not noticed that all the princes and princesses are
with the houses of the Rim? Ariel defers to the Archmage
Prospero because he is the head of House Pheon. But
have you not taken the time to elucidate where Ariel fits in the hierarchy of
his house?”
“No, because ironically enough, I didn't
wish to offend him.
Equally, I have not asked what part, if any, Pheon
played in the recent war – or in past events in the Courts. Can you elucidate
perhaps?”
“Why
should simple questions about status within house or recent history cause
offence?”
“Mmm. Because I do not know my
place in Chaos. I am still finding my way in Amber.” She smiles a small
smile again. “You are aware that I had a less than pleasing stay at House
Spectral. I knew not what to expect from Pheon and
would not have done anything to bring displeasure. Nigglingly,
I worried that the great kindnesses they showed me was because they were
beholden to Mandor and any questions about their
House and recent history might cause discord. I realise now, that recent
history matters not a jot to the Houses I have met – it is a more distant
history that is troubling.”
“Such nonsense! Surely, such a lack of interest is itself
an insult? To have so little regard for your host?”
“I
have the greatest regard for Ariel. Tell me about him if you would, Kageorgis,” she asks quietly.
The
assassin shakes his head. “You have no regard, in the literal sense of the word
– you have never taken the trouble to examine him, observe his condition, inquire as to his position… He is heir apparent, one day he
will succeed Prospero as Archmage. He is the
hierarchy of his house. Do you believe Prospero would choose a successor unable
to lead?”
“No.
I do not. But then, bar Calaban, I have had
little discourse with members of Pheon.”
Kageorgis chuckles, “Verily it is said, ‘none are so blind as they who choose not to see’. If Ariel has a
crisis of confidence, it is in you.”
“Kageorgis. I have a crisis in confidence in me!” she
whispers.
“Zerstörer? A word before you go?”
“I
was not asked for so I cannot intrude. I shall wait by the door.” And the lizard-man
slithers away. Nachtherrin, Hartmann and Eisigenrache wait to one side of the room for
“Zerstörer, I want you to know that I’m not Ubermeister. What that means, girl, is that under me you’re
no figurehead. Hartmann and Eisigenrache are with me
on this. If the Order is to mean something outside here then we need to move
through shadow.”
“Now
it’s possible to do this with magic and Eisigenrache
says he can crib off his great-uncle, but basically we’ll be relying on Vorneweg and me as Logrus
masters, and on you with that Eidolon you guys use. I’ve talked it over and
you’re my number two, got it? Any questions?”
“Thank
you for your trust Nachtherrin. I have no idea as to
how we of Amber will be able to leave Chaos and I do not know the state of
planning on the how we will leave. May I ask as to your current planning
for the Order to leave Chaos?”
“Amber!
I’ve only been in the job ten minutes.” The vampiress
seems to use Amber as some sort of expletive. Much as an Amberite
might say ‘hell’. “’Bout the same time your lot leave but prolly
by a difrent route. Which means I’m
playin’ it by ear.
“Better
not tell your compadres just yet; I can’t see ‘em trusting us until we prove ourselves in action. Do you
need anything else from me right now?”
“No.
I do not believe so,” she replies.
“We’ll
talk soon – Ciao!”
“Yes.
Ciao Nachtherrin.”
The
three return to their discussions – the lizard-man
waits patiently by the door.