A
Clandestine Meeting of the Interminably Lachrymal Order of the Deniable Moth
Pt 4: Kageorgis
“I
make it a point never to overhear the debates of the powerful.” He opens the
door and gestures for
“Thank
you Kageorgis,” she acknowledges smilingly. She
pauses at the edge of the door, using her senses to try and check the
environment beyond. She steps forward and waits for Kageorgis
to join her.
Gone
is the noisome sewer, instead the door now opens onto blue desert sands under a
shocking pink sky. The bright green sun is low to the right, throwing shadows
to the left.
“Where next?” She asks politely, “Am I to be returned
immediately to House Pheon or... ?”
“Of
course;” replies the lizard-man as he joins her, “where else?” He points along
their shadows. “Please walk away from the sun.”
“And
I have found the whole meeting incredibly amusing. One day I shall regale my
friends with the tale – one day when the political content has gone quite
stale. I meant what I said about dancing, my lady; we shall dance the polka, or
perhaps a rumba or a zool, over the bones of the dead
High King. But is there something you would ask before you return to Stormhold?”
“If
you get to my dance card first you could save me from dancing with Hermann of Karm! But I would like to dance with you very much!”
“Tell
me about you and your House because truly I am humbled by your company and
conversation.”
As
Kageorgis turns to speak
“House
Spandrell is, as I am sure you know, devoted to
terminating the existence of other individuals, on commission.” He chuckles
warmly. “Unlike you Amberites, here the application
of the subtle knife is generally preferred to more widespread sanctions.”
Again,
a moving ripple as of a gigantic worm beneath the
sands, closer this time…
“Our
profession demands in-depth knowledge of weapons… many, many weapons. And
poisons – others may know more about venoms in general, but we are masters of
their practical application.”
“I
suspect your knowledge of both weapons and poisons is far wider than I am ever
likely to know,”
Something
about the way Kageorgis raises an eyebrow tells
Kageorgis turns his clean-cut face toward the
encroaching ripple and smiles indulgently, blinking slowly as he does so – the
eyelids he blinks move laterally so represent a nictating
membrane – he is not quite entirely human.
“Oh
no weapons we could carry could possibly harm such an entity – a sandworm, I do
believe – but then it is of no threat… to me.”
“And to me, Kageorgis?” She inquires sweetly.
“Well…
let’s see?”
Then
there comes a hoarse rasping noise. To Constance’s ears it sounds just like a
hundred-foot long invertebrate emerging from the side of a dune of blue sand –
and her eyes confirm that that is exactly what it is…
The
thing erupts vertically out of the sand to tower thirty feet above them. It
doesn’t seem to have any eyes but its ‘head’ curves over to reveal a
triple-jawed maw that arcs over and down toward Constance and Kageorgis with deadly speed and precision.
Kageorgis is still smiling broadly –
The
huge maw slams down and
The
cave is dry and spacious with numerous stalactites and stalagmites. The rock
walls are a natural dark stone, possible basalt or at least something that
looks like basalt. However the stalactites and stalagmites and numerous
inclusions in the walls are apparently of natural crystal. It is breathtakingly
beautiful.
“Oh my, Kageorgis! This is beautiful – as beautiful as the
“You
like it? It is just one stop on the way but it is very pretty. Please walk this
way…” He gestures toward the dark depths of the far end of the cavern.
Probably
about now,
“The
light,” she laughs in delight. “Its source is within the crystals just like the
lighting in the
“Well,
thanks to recent promotion, kind of in the middle.”
“Is
that how promotions are awarded generally?” She asks.
“How
do you mean?”
“Well.
Within your House. Are you born to take a certain role. Are more senior roles awarded by merit or experience
or does a patron promote the favoured. Who is the Head of your House and are
you related?”
“Ah!
Of course!” The smile returns to the assassin’s face
as he leads
“We
will leave.” Kageorgis halts before a particularly
large crystal, says “Follow me!” and then vanishes into the crystal.
It
is night, but
“Might
we tarry but briefly Kageorgis? I am fascinated by
the movement of these cloud whisps and the colour
green has always been my favourite. Your chosen route gives me great
delight.”
“Cloud
whisps…?” Kageorgis seems
momentarily nonplussed then looks along the ridge. “Oh, I see…”
Without
another word Kageorgis starts walking slowly down the
ridge, keeping a wary eye on the whisps of cloud.
Then
she gets the feeling that the moans are not entirely an interaction between
geography and meteorology. The moaning is actually coming from those whisps of cloud. And almost immediately she understands
that the whisps of cloud are in fact unquiet spirits.
Kageorgis has by now slowed, taking one small pace at
a time, watching the spirits manifesting to the right as they rush toward the
ridge.
The
spirits don’t seem to have much control over their courses, any more than real
mists and clouds can control theirs – they blow with the wind, quite literally.
Thus Kageorgis’ tactics are to watch their courses
and advance quickly once the way is clear. Quickly understanding his tactics,
Physically
it’s a doddle – the crunch will come if a spirit
manages to engage, in which case it will probably devolve into a Psyche duel of
some sort.
But
that moment when he takes his eyes off the spirits for a fleeting second is his
undoing.
Kageorgis screams as the thing falls on him, bearing
him to the ground.
There’s
no physicality to the thing at all. It looks as if it is wrestling with Kageorgis having grappled him with clawed limbs and is
gnawing at his face but there’s no physical damage and
In
the middle of the three-way clinch,
As
she feels the psychic contact, she can see in its eyes that she represents a
far more powerful will and it is cowed by her presence. It withdraws from both
her and Kageorgis and, seized by the winds, hurls
past her over the precipice to the left and into oblivion.
He
gives her a funny look as she helps him to his feet. “Why should I not be able
to walk? I assure you there is no physical damage.” He does seem physically
unharmed and already he’s recovering from the shock but
“The
nature of the spirits is unpredictable. They only exist for the briefest of
moments before entering oblivion over the Abyss. Most will do the same with any
body they possess, hurling themselves into the Pit below. But a few seek a more
permanent existence and I think the last was one of those.”
“You
must have a most powerful will to have driven it off like that…” Kageorgis sounds slightly awed.
“Apparently so!” She agrees, “It didn't stop Spectral from
getting into my thoughts though, did it?” She says in a slight bitter tone.
“And you were in great need Kageorgis. Perhaps I am
beginning to put aside my prejudices. Or maybe I just want that dance,” she
smiles.
Kageorgis is silent for a minute as they climb
slowly up the far side of the saddle. Looking back
Finally
the assassin breaks his silence and it seems it’s not just that he’s been
concentrating on avoiding the spirits, the subject of
Spectral is clearly on his mind.
“Spectral
is one of those houses which are almost entirely spiritual in nature. It does
not surprise me to learn that they were able to overcome even you. I cannot
recall ever hearing of a Spectral beaten in psychic contest – frankly I doubt
anyone aware of their nature would even make the attempt.”
“It
had never been in my plans to be mind-raped Kageorgis.
Never!” She shakes her head at the humiliation.
“Spectral chose to do it to me and then to hold me as their guest.”
“Pardon,
lady – it was not my intention to suggest you deliberately placed yourself in
harm’s way, merely to offer testimony as to their nature.”
“And
yet there are those who, with regard to our profession, view House Spandrell quite as outré as House Spectral,” Kageorgis smiles nastily, “…with some justification.” The
assassin takes a last look round, timing the last burst for the summit.
“Yes.
But Spectral do not have the reputation of your House and you are an individual
within your House.” She says as she follows him to the top. “Some of Chaos judge us as Amberites rather than
as individuals. And it is mostly the same among the Amberites.
That is the problem with mistrust.”
Kageorgis glances quickly at her;
[BTW
Penny, the ridge with the whispy clouds passing
across it I experienced myself with Gordon, Eric and RLG the first time we
climbed Helvellyn, which has a double peak exactly as
I describe. The wind was blowing from right to left and whisps
were forming a dozen yards out, rushing past us and melting away a dozen yards
to the left. Very eerie.]
“Now,
if I am to return you to your rooms discretely, I will need an accurate
description of the first place Ariel took you when you left Stormhold.”
Her
eyes narrow as she recalls the journey. “Ariel took me through a tapestry of a
garden gate. There was a wicker gate that we passed through and the garden was
filled with plants and wild life. All were of different varieties but I had the
intense feeling that all would consume me given the opportunity. We walked
through the garden into what looked a dark hole in an artificial mound at the
far side of the garden. From there we were in a large room with glass windows
and a city view. It too, felt very alien. Is this what you meant Kageorgis – is it familiar?”
“Can
you describe this garden?”
“Yes
of course Kageorgis.” Her eyes go a little distant as
she recalls the details. “It looked like a very formally designed garden, not
natural to me. There was a taint of putrescence under the scent of flowers in
the garden. I remember that no two of the plants in the garden were alike and
that many of the flower heads turned to follow us as we walked past them. Those
flowers had whip-lash tongues that flicked out of their flower heads. Some of them maybe a foot long. There were no birds, just
insects and winged reptiles flitting about, some were keenly endowed with
stings. It all seemed a bit of a threat.” She laughs slightly. “Ariel
apologised for that. He said he was trying to create a natural landscape for
me. Alas, to me it felt unwholesome.”
She pauses. “Oh my Horned Lady! I distinctly remember him saying that
the route he had chosen was very secure but it may be a little fraught on
return. Oh, I am sorry for your inconvenience,” she says quietly.
“Not to worry, I
think Ariel has shown me this garden before and I am confident I can find it
from here. Please follow me.”
He hops nimbly
down to a shelf about five feet below the summit on the far side of the
approach.
There’s three low caves that look natural to her eye.
The weird thing is that they’re all angled inward, dictated by all three going
into the same rock, but they don’t meet – which, of course, proves that the one
place they do not go is into the rock. Kageorgis
enters the left-most cave.
Initially
there’s a light breeze at her back but quickly the air falls still as they
penetrate within. She finds the cave is lit from about 7-8 yards in by what
look like low-wattage light bulbs in the ceiling, linked by cabling that dips
down between the bulbs. Then the two pass several doors to left and right, each
a different design to the others: one a prison door, the next a split door, as
for a stable, and so on. Kageorgis eventually halts
Kageorgis gestures for her to go first,
he has to lock the door behind them.
Yes,
Chaos certainly is weird. It takes Kageorgis about
forty seconds to swing the obviously very heavy steel valve shut with a massive
concussion that echoes like the ‘clang’ of doom and then spin the wheel to lock
it firmly. This is long enough for
She’s
on a metal lattice platform from which stairs go up and down to left and right
and a gantry goes straight ahead. All three routes enter a network of gantries
and companionways threaded around and between pipes, boilers and machinery. The
noise is not quite deafening but it is obtrusive with hissing and clanging and
throbbing and the occasional hammering. By the time Kageorgis
is ready to move on
Kageorgis says ‘This way’ and takes off along the
gantry.
Then
comes a scene from nightmare. As Kageorgis
leads her through this open-plan metal rabbit-warren, they pass over a space
where a dozen massive demons with multiple, muscular limbs are busy hurling
head-sized lumps of coal into a huge furnace, which seems to be the main
power-source for all the machinery.
But
By
now
The
throbbing and clashing of reciprocating engines fades away as she climbs down
the ladder into darkness, and climbs, and climbs. Half way down the metal rungs
become wooden and a short distance later the rungs become rope, then she emerges into light to find herself in what can only
be a tree-house.
There
is an increasing sense of relief from within
This
is an upmarket tree-house. The three windows are without glass but they do have
shutters, all of which are thrown back on what looks like a glorious summer’s
afternoon. One window shows a view of the wood, the one opposite of a lawn, but
Kageorgis scrambles lithely down the ladder to join
her at the window. “Am I right? Is this the place?”
“Safe?”
Kageorgis savours the word as if it’s a novel
concept. “Well this is a thoroughfare, albeit one rarely used. There is nothing
in our immediate vicinity that might harm us.”
“So
not at all really,” she says in a business-like way. “Could you at least tell
me what was that place with the engines and protesting spirits before we
continue?” She keeps a watchful gaze out the window.
He
shrugs. “It was just a place on the way to somewhere else. Most such wayfares are modelled on places visited or reported of in
Shadow. It was not always so, but that was a long time ago, before my time.”
“Mmmm.”
“What
coals?”
“The
coals being fed to the...” she shakes her head. “…Never mind! “Kageorgis. If you can't be seen
with me how will you dance with me at the ball? And who is it we are avoiding
exactly?”
“At
the ball we will dance as other’s dance, as befitting the particular… dance. But
I am astonished at your question; surely you cannot have noticed the degree of
discretion taken over the meeting of our Order? Outside of the Order, hopefully
none are currently aware that you have left Stormhold,
or indeed that many of us are abroad. Can you not see the manifold reasons for
discretion? Aside from the issue of our Order being banned, House Jesby will shortly be asking after Sorpovin
and do you wish your part in his demise to become known to them? He was, if I
recall, second or third in line to President Rolovians
and he bore the Streak of Yellow.”
“Kageorgis, I completely understand the need for discretion.
Ariel warned me that I was likely to be under observation but I wondered if
there was a threat I wasn't already aware of. As to Jesby,
I guess the sooner you discharge your duty of me the sooner I…” she pauses,
“…we, can claim plausible deniability.”
“Just
so…” The assassin looks down at the ladder which continues to the ground. “My
lady…?”
The
assassin looks bemused that this question should cross
“I
wondered that as you don't appear to use a formal title if, in
private, you would do me the favour of dropping titles and just call
me Constance?” She gives him a small smile.
Kageorgis chuckles. “Well my formal title is ‘kalorës’ but Spandrell don’t dwell on mundane titles much – you are what
you do, not what you are called. I realise this flies in the face of general
opinion but there you go.”
“Now I really think we
need to leave here soon...”
She climbs nimbly down the ladder. Jumps off at the bottom rung and turns in an alert stance.
The
afore-mentioned wood seems dark and forbidding, wild and unkempt with untended undergrowth,
not at all like what you’d expect next to a formal garden – bye-the-bye,
there’s no sign of any house to go with the garden. Behind her the formal lawn
is laid out for something like croquet but the mallets and balls are
bloodstained and there’s something like an outline of a corpse as would be set
out by police, except that it’s stained onto the grass, like lines on a
football pitch. The outline has four arms. The head of the outline is also
heavily bloodstained.
Then
the tree holding the tree house has an ominous feel.
By
now Kageorgis has joined her and he seems shifty and
nervous too – there’s no specific threat, merely a feeling of being watched by
something very, very, other. “This place is unsettling, L…
By
now
Kageorgis, hand on dagger-hilt, advances with
measured strides a dozen yards, to the edge of the formal garden. As
“I
am afraid I must leave you here, my la…
“No,
I think I will be fine once you’ve gone. I would like to escort you to the
gate, but then I would have to navigate the garden back and I am uncertain if
that is safe. However I think it would be distinctly unsafe for you if I were
to leave now, so I shall wait until you are through.”
“In
which case, thank you for your advice, your kindness and your skill in
returning me thus.” She bows deeply with her sword still to hand.
“And
farewell to you Constance, for providing much entertainment and also for your
intervention on ghost ridge. I am sure we will meet again soon and we shall
dance at the ball.” He also bows.
“Ah.
Kageorgis,” she pauses. “My route with Ariel was
directly from the gate to the ice house. I ... I really have no idea where the
safe route is from here. Could I call on you further please?”
The
assassin blinks. “I really wish I could help you, Constance. But I have no
notion of the correct path to follow. Even if I could recall either of my previous
visits with Ariel, there is no guarantee the safe paths would not have changed
since.”
“Ahhhhh.” She considers looking back across the lawn
with narrowed eyes. “It could of course be any distance from 1 inch to 1000
miles. There could be a mountain, or 6 extra portals to reach there.”
Kageorgis gazes at her, uncomprehending – there’s
obviously nothing but thirty yards of garden between her and the gate.
She’s
pretty sure the first step is safe, toward the centre of the garden, so she
takes that step, and another. All looking good so far.
Then
she gets a distinctive prickle at the back of the neck – something around here
is hostile! She quickly spots the small tree/large bush right in front has a
nest of insectoids in it. A couple are hovering
between her and their nest. Being stung by garish red beeoids
could be nasty – and downright dangerous if the victim over-reacts and stumbles
toward one of those vampire flowers. But forewarned is forearmed and
It
is at this point that the prickling at the back of her neck returns and she
realises that some plants have withered since she was last past and others have
sprung up – also the flying insects and reptiloids
are following different paths. All of which means she cannot simply backtrack
the earlier route but must find a new one of her own.
She
smiles thin lipped as she reaches the gate unharmed, bar a couple of frights.
But she is sure that the garden is more hostile to her now than it was when she
was with Ariel. She suspects that Ariel and the garden are connected on some
deeper level; the garden’s hostility to her now reflects Ariel’s bitter
leave-taking. Its hostility is his hostility. This is why Kageorgis
said he would see her through the gate before leaving – his presence
ameliorates the garden’s anger.
Her
smile and concentration falters as she realises the cause of the sense of
hostility in the garden and the effect of her disgrace is laid bare before
her. “I so regret my actions”, she speaks quietly. Shaken and saddened,
her eyes bright with tears, she raises her gaze, seeking Kageorgis.
The
assassin waves cheerfully from thirty yards away and blows a kiss before
turning away.
The wicker gate awaits, which is just as well because the humming and
buzzing of the local wildlife rises a note and takes on an air of fury with Kageorgis’ departure. Definitely time to go.