Childe Havelock to the
The
knight and the knight-to-be cross another dyke. The ground turns dark once more
and now the Tower is at hand.
“Childe
Rowland to the
“I assume this is the place of inception, Zubenelgenubi.
So what now?” he asks.
His
companion starts slightly, startled out of his reverie. He pauses next to
Trying
to remember his etiquette now,
A
slughorn blows from battlements and the voice speaks
again. “And why does Lord Havelock knock upon the door?”
“I
seek entrance to within the tower to meet with the Illustrative and Insinuative Order of the Inconscient
Brush.” he replies.
A
slughorn blows once more but this time in a
strangulated squawk. The voice speaks a third time. “And what does Lord
Havelock seek…”
The
voice is interrupted by another voice muttering too quietly to make out the
words. There’s a whispered exchange in which the first voice, sounding somewhat
exasperated, asks, “Can I help it if he said it first?” <mutter,
mutter> “Oh very well, if you insist… ludicrous situation!” Then the first
voice resumes with a slight air of embarrassment…
<Embarrassed
cough> “Harrumph!” (pronounced exactly as spelt, as
if the speaker had learned the word from a book without ever hearing it
spoken), “…and for what end would Lord Havelock meet with the
Illustrative and Insinuative Order of the Inconscient Brush?”
Zubenelgenubi appears to be biting his lips;
“And
why does the noble Lord Havelock seek incept…eh what?” The voice is again
interrupted by an even more urgent muttering. “Yes, yes, I know it’s three…”
<mutter, mutter> “Is it really? I must have lost count; so many distractions.
Is it that important?” <mutter, mutter> “Are you
sure? The answer might prove crucial.” <mutter,
mutter – sounding quite emphatic> “Oh very well, if you insist – we
don’t want to break the rules, do we?”
The
slughorn blares from the battlements one last time
and, with a sonorous clang, the door opens to reveal two figures. One is a
venerable old man in robes bearing tarot symbols that Havelock is sure
identifies him as a member of House Hierophus. The
old man is glaring at the other figure, who might be a man save that he has no
face at all. Something about the way he stands and regards
The
old man drags his vituperative gaze from the faceless one and gestures in to
the darkness behind him. “Welcome Lord Havelock! Follow me and we will
introduce you to the Order.”
Bowing
appropriately again now, as he is facing the two speakers,
The
moment he opens his mouth the old man is revealed as the first voice, which
might suggests the faceless one was the mutterer, though how this can be when
he doesn’t have a mouth to mutter with is hard to say. That’s Chaos for you. On
the other hand it’s possible the mutterer was someone else now out of sight.
Then
with a charismatic smile
As
“House Stark?” The old man seems befuddled for a moment, then shrugs. “Oh I think we shall leave the introductions
until we’re all together…or else we’ll be repeating ourselves incessantly and
that wouldn’t do, would it?”
“Oh
and could someone find me a shirt, mine became a little torn up on the way here
and I would want to make a good impression.”
“A shirt?” He seems surprised and wheels round to
ogle
The
old man leads
The
old man flicks a sidelong glance at
“A
disagreement with a white pawn over this future knight’s move into the square
he controlled. He came to regret his intransigence.” states
Briefly
“I
can probably pull off the roguish slashed look,” and grins with remembrance of
his years in Dumas. Ah Dumas, the fortress isle! He was so much the free
cavalier; learning from the duelling masters; fighting as a Warden of the
Castle against the Patriarch’s gamecocks; studying the finer points of the
lavolta and galliard at the Castellan’s masques and balls; and of course
studying the finer points of the ladies during and after such festivities. All
of it gone now in the apocalyptic rewrite. Maybe he could find it again? Maybe
if he studied higher powers he could write it again? He pulls himself back from
the reverie before his new guide misunderstands this brief mental absence,
adding, “I most miss the sword I had to break to kill it though.”
“Ah
yes, I noticed your blade seemed somewhat curtailed. Again any sending might
reveal our meeting place and that would never do, would it? So I’m afraid you
must practice the art of the stoic for now. We change the location each time,
you know. That is to say it is always our chapter house, of course, but that we
put the chapter house in a different place each time, don’t you know?”
The
old man pauses before an anonymous door. “Oh, one last little thing – now I
expect you have become used to we flexibles adopting Barimen-form. It’s a courtesy thing, you understand. A
social nicety that has members from various houses adopting similar forms to
aid comfort and communication, do you see? Harrumph, yes! Well, you see it’s
the custom in most orders of knighthood for members to retain the customary
forms of their respective houses – assuming they have one, of course. So don’t
be alarmed if some of us appear a little outré compared with what you’re used
to. There’s no slight intended.”
“None
would be taken,” responds
“Now
here we are!” announces the old man as he finally leads
However,
standing before each of five stalls are: another venerable old man in Hierophus robes; two painfully beautiful androgynes; a bone-white skeletal humanoid with long,
straight, bone-coloured hair and red flames for eyes and, before a stall set
slightly above the others, floats a disembodied pair of eyes above an
apparently human mouth filled with shark’s teeth, smiling in welcome.
“Now,
my lord, you make yourself at home before your stall. Just two more to come
now, don’t you know?”
“Thank
you,” says
The
old man moves to a stall decked in similar colours to the other old man of Hierophus but has barely taken his place before the door
reopens to reveal a strange chamber beyond (which was not there when Havelock
came through that door a minute ago). The faceless one enters and moves to a
stall precisely opposite the disembodied mouth and eyes – to
“Brethren,
be seated!” The command comes from the mouth and eyes; the voice is deep,
though feminine, and lashes the ear like a whip. Everyone settles back in to
their stalls, though it’s kind of hard with the evident mistress of the order
to tell whether she’s sitting or not.
“Brethren of the Illustrative and Insinuative Order of the Inconscient
Brush. We meet in
chapter to incept a novitiate as replacement for recent loss.
“Lord Havelock;
know you that our order, of necessity, meets in secret and before we may proceed
further you must first swear not to divulge anything you may learn by any
means, including the identities of those present. You must swear this by
whatever you hold sacred. Do you so swear?”
7 sets (as
opposed to pairs) of eyes shift to the faceless one sitting to
[Incidentally,
The Mistress of
the Order speaks again. “Now we are free to reveal ourselves: to my right,” she
gestures to the three individuals sitting across the chamber, “are Zográfos and Gnosos of House Heirophus and Zubenelgenubi of
House Malastar.” Gnosos is
the old man who greeted
“To my left are Despil of House Sawall and Poliziano and Mirandola of House
Cyril.” Again, all three nod gravely toward the newcomer; Mirandola
is sitting right next to
“I am Sigrid of
House Zephyra and Grand Mistress of the Order. The
last of our order is hight Justinian of House Quæstor, whose role is to maintain the purity of our
purpose.”
“He keeps us
honest!” comes a laconic interjection from the
bone-white Despil.
“Integrity is
doing the right thing even when other people are not watching...” responds
“Patience!”
returns Sigrid. She shifts her attention away from
Sigrid’s
unsettling gaze passes around the order, resting a moment on each member.
Silence reigns…until she comes to the heartstoppingly
beautiful figure sitting two seats to
“In view of the
sensitivity of our work, why do we invite our enemy to join with us? That we need
incept a new member, yes, surely! But we should choose from our own ranks and
not clasp an asp to our breast.”
The response to
this from around the room is passive. No one speaks in support but no one
speaks against, and it is clear from the way their attention shifts back to
Sigrid that they are interested in the answer.
“The answer is
three-fold,” replies Sigrid. “Lastly, we need new blood so we must choose
someone. Nextly, we may find an asp in any house
within the Courts, as we all know too well, so why not choose from without and
thereby be sure of what we are choosing? But firstly and foremostly,
we have a directive.”
Poliziano seems a little put out. “May we see this
directive?”
Sigrid nods to
Justinian and he pulls a parchment scroll from his robes. The gesture is
understated; he does not brandish the scroll but keeps it in his right hand,
where
Poliziano half rises from his seat, reaching
forward: “May I…?” he begins.
“You may not.”
Sigrid sends a
final glance around the chamber as Poliziano,
blushing furiously, regains his chair. Everyone else settles back in to their
stalls, apparently satisfied.
“So, those who
accept the inception of Lord Havelock in to our Order…?” A
flurry of ‘ayes’ echo around the chamber with Poliziano
last, as Sigrid’s gaze comes to rest on him. “And your Grand Mistress
says ‘aye’…” She raises an eyebrow at the faceless one who nods slowly as he
puts away the scroll.
“It is unanimous
– do you accept this inception, Lord Havelock?”
“Aye, Grand
Mistress. I accept your company’s offer of inception into their ranks,” affirms
“Then we have a
beginning.” This seems to be a formulaic statement to which everyone in the
chamber nods solemnly the once. “Brother Gnosos?”
In response to
this last Gnosos rises from his stall and crosses the
chamber to offer something on a cushion of what might be red velvet – certainly
red, anyway. As he halts before
“
Even now he can
sense the spirits of the masters his father had settled him with in his youth
looking for fault in his posture. However,
“Golden
Dragon Horse amidst the clouds,
Earthy
Unicorn judge of the wicked,
Ki-rin herald of sages and
emperors.”
There’s a short round of polite applause from
everyone, even Poliziano.
Sigrid breaks
the silence. “So, brother
“Why, for us?”
interjects Gnosos, “Painting, of course!”
“Writing!”
comments Mirandola, to
“But we put
these works of art to practical use.” This last is from Despil,
seated at Mistress Sigrid’s left hand.
It occurs to
“It is much as you
surmise, divination followed by correction, in the sense of amending that which
is broken, or at least unaesthetic. But perhaps a
little history is in order…?”
“Some time in
the past, not the recent past or the more distant, but nonetheless beyond
memory of half us sitting here, there occurred two insurrections which, while
merely local and of little significance in the Universal scheme of things, were
nonetheless highly traumatic events that at the time threatened instability
here in the Courts. Instability, you understand, is the thing most feared in
this place. With hindsight, the Night of the Demons and the Day of the Broken
Branches were probably not the threats they were felt to be at the time…”
“Matter of
opinion!” contradicts Poliziano, with a couple of
others nodding agreement, including Justinian.
“But in an
exceptional gathering of three eclectic individuals, from the houses of Cyril, Hierophus and Quaestor, it was
suggested that the horrors of these events might have been mitigated, or even
averted, had the Thelbane been able to intervene
earlier.”
Zográfos takes up the tale, sitting directly
opposite
Zográfos looks two seats to his right and the
weirdly orbiting stars that is Zubenelgenubi takes
over. “So other forms of divination were needed, which is why
House Zephyra,” he nods courteously to Sigrid, and my
own House of Malastar, became involved.” His
voice swells in pride. “Our houses are widely regarded as being foremost in the
arts of Divination within the Courts.”
Having used the Nihiloscope to view, and maybe manipulate, the
possibilities in the void, the Amber Prince wonders whether this Order may have
contributed covertly to its construction. However, he voices nothing as his
former guide continues…
“At this time,
still a fraternity of a few individuals with but a common idea, we sought merely
to sharpen our divinatory tools to look as far in to the future as we dared.” Zubenelgenubi looks uncomfortable. “Of course, in a place
where even the past may be mutable, the future is a very mercurial thing…”
“Even for we heretics, who have some of Dworkin’s
lore, it is subject to broad interpretation,” interjects
At this point Despil interrupts, “So it was decided to take things one
step further. Instead of relying purely on the unreliable results of diverse
divinatory arts, when a subject could be identified, would it not be better to
extract their intentions from out their own minds? With this idea, House Zephyra invited Sawall’s
specialist aid to devise the means of extraction. I won’t go in to the
nitty-gritty but we find entry via dreams the most effective method of
extraction.”
“But then,”
Sigrid resumes the discourse seamlessly, “with so many houses involved it
became necessary to formalise our arrangements. So we obtained a formal license
from the Emperor and our Order was born. Eight members, hand-picked for their
specialist skills, usually from the original houses of origin: Cyril, Hierophus, Sawall and Zephyra. We also like to include at least one member from
another house, to prevent insularity with the Order, hence your invitation.
“But it would be
all too easy for us to abuse our position. Therefore our charter also demands
the ninth be a member of House Quaestor, that our
every act be judged before, after and during
execution.” Sigrid smiles at Justinian, who inclines his head toward
Gnosos pipes up, “Of course, dream extraction is
a very delicate operation – we have to be very careful, yes, most careful
indeed, don’t you know?”
Sigrid grins,
shark-like, “Are your questions answered, Sir Knight?”
“I do have
another question. You say your eight operatives are picked for specialist
skills and although I am partly here to add understandable extra variety to
your palette, I presume I am included for some other additional reason? No team
such as yours can carry dead weight, unless some of you,” and he glances at Poliziano, “…consider me to be so? I think I should
practice the skills you have developed and see if I have a talent there. Maybe
another of my abilities can be turned to your cause?”
“You come
recommended by …a reliable source,” replies Sigrid, gazing deep in to
Havelock’s eyes before flicking a glance to her right, “and we understand you
are versed in the power of the mystic image, as practiced by the
arch-blasphemer Dworkin. Our practices depend upon
subtlety. Swordplay is seldom needed but occasionally can be useful. The
Order’s specialists,” Sigrid’s glances to either side, “…provide a grasp of the
Mystic Image, Illuminations and mind sorceries.”
Despil smiles knowingly as he takes over. “It is
possible to enter a subject’s dreams directly – though this is dangerous,
sometimes it’s necessary. But usually we induce the subject to enter the dream
of one of our Order, termed the Architect. The Architect
builds a dreamscape so the subject feels comfortable entering. This
demands research and for most of us it’s reasonably straightforward. But
currently residing within the Thelbane there are
persons of a background with which few of us in the Courts are familiar.
“Your
perspective, Lord Havelock, will make you an invaluable Architect in certain
operations…”
Of course,
thinks the Amber lordling, suddenly excited by this
possibility! Always, the danger of intruding into others dreams has been the
intruder’s immersion in the other’s mindscape, which subsequently responds to
defend itself. With the construction of an intermediate level, the subject’s
defensive options would be much reduced and more control in the hands of the
Architect. If the Architect had created a Trump of the subject the design would
be easier, or maybe subtle use of Trumps could be used to gain the knowledge
needed.
“Of course,
starting from a familiar waking point, or a waking point made so, would be a
good place to start. Also, drawing the subject deeper into the Architect’s
design,”
No one says
anything; Mirandola, Gnosos
and Zográfos smile warmly; Sigrid’s is
disconcertingly shark-like. Poliziano doesn’t smile
and his eyes narrow in suspicion. Justinian and Despil
are utterly unreadable.
“However, you do
not seem terribly worried that any of the defenders inherent in my own psychic
landscape will disrupt here, or even find this place. I could conclude from
that that I have been separated from my natural dreamscape by more than one;”
he wafts his hand, “what to call it? Veil of artistic
sculpting?” He counts the transitions on his journey and adds, looking
around the room, “I would suspect about six?”
There is a
silence, not quite a pregnant pause; it’s as if those present feel there’s
nothing to say.