Peter’s Diary part 18: Metaphysics, Politics, and Weirdness in the Dungeon

In The Doom that Came to Amber

 

5th Snake 3658 – dawn

Another day, full of the dreams of Faerie.

 

The City of Amber this morning was full of the fogs drawn from the bottom of the sea and the grey-green creatures with the bulging eyes that it summoned from the vasty deeps. Myself and Montfort, the last of our patrol, were holed up in a warehouse near the docks; me keeping watch and he dreaming disconsolately of a woman called Falasia with the poison of the frog men burning in his veins.

 

I watched them, mostly. As much as I could through the fogs. Mostly I listened to the sounds of their footfalls and the crashes of timbers as they broke into yet another home, seeking their prey. Montfort and I had spent the night spoiling their games, stopping them from taking slaves where we could. But then he had fallen to the blow and my duty to him, my comrade, was to get him to safety. Since then, my meagre chirurgeon skills had done little but get him to lie uncomfortably in fevered dream.

 

Screams shattered my reveries as a patrol of the creatures passed below; a half-dozen with two prisoners, women from their voices. Montfort woke with the woman’s name upon his lips once more and I readied myself for action. Bidding him stay still, I hastened after them.

 

I dreamed of the court of Faerie, and the skills and tricks that they taught me. Whispering a story of stealth under my breath, I drew the shadows and wisps of fog around me and, protected by the night and the gift of a Queen, I set off to intercept the creatures and their booty.

 

Their victory made them careless, perhaps, or at least unwary, but I was in amongst them, cleaving the tiara-clad head from the one who led them before they even had time to notice my presence. The next swing of my sword pierced the chest of one of the creatures holding the prisoners, and I took a second to assess the position.

 

The prisoners were both women, one half dead but the other, tightly trussed, was wearing the colours of the Garnath forces. Having time to rescue one only, I chose the soldier. Was I wrong? What caused me to pick her rather than the woman who could not defend herself?

 

I will ask myself that question in the darkest hours of the night as long as I live, but for now, it is sufficient to say I acted, and one life at least was saved.

 

I attempted to pick her up and run; my lessons with the log outside the bowyers in the castle giving me confidence that I could lift her weight. But logs do not have the contrary nature of women, and she rolled away from the creature holding her and into my legs, causing me to stumble and almost fall.

 

Her move cost me a numbing blow across my calf with a quarterstaff from one of the frogs, though he gained a buffet of at least equal measure in return. A silver tongued slice from my sword dealt with the ropes around her legs and, as she got to her feet and started running, I tried, all too successfully, to distract the creatures from her escape. That accomplished, and another blow received, I took the shape of the gift of Titania [a wolf glamour] upon me and set out after the woman, the smell of her fear a hot red trail through the fogs that bedevilled human eyes.

 

The form your body takes shapes your thoughts, and I admit to a certain pleasure in the lupine; considerations for pack predominate, and the hunt becomes the fire that drives you, whether it be for food or simply for the fun of it. That run through the streets of Amber was a melange of smells and tastes and sounds, far more than any biped would have noticed. Certainly it was thanks to the gift that I smelled the horses ahead of the running woman long before she did, or before their riders noticed me.

 

Changing back to a more presentable form, I approached the patrol, knowing that they were likely to be Miran. Hearing a voice I was coming to know well, I abandoned all hope of stealth and, as Rupert asked the woman who she was, I stepped forward and claimed her under my protection and a soldier loyal to Amber besides.

 

He looked puzzled by my sudden appearance, and then I saw certain thoughts assemble themselves in a certain way behind his eyes and he smiled slightly as the sounds of wolf and man played a dance he felt he had the measure of.

 

To his credit he released the woman to my care, and we swapped some information about the frog creatures and their desires, agreeing to a truce between him and me until they, the clear and present danger, were dealt with.

 

As we withdrew I questioned the woman, finding her to be Montfort’s sister and impetuous besides, having been captured by being too far ahead of her lines to withdraw safely. Wearing the face of an officer, I could not but criticise her actions but my bard’s heart sang at the courage and foolhardiness she had shown; after all, without heroes to write songs about, what would I sing of?

 

And speaking of impetuous heroes, what of Montfort? He who I had ordered to hold position instead we found limping his fevered way along the street, sword held limply in hand as he sought to aid us. Inwardly I cheered such a courageous family even as I berated him for not staying at his post.

 

These two I would know more of.

 

At dawn, with the sun’s light burning the fogs away a little, we returned to the castle and I briefed Bathsheba of what I knew and delivered Montfort and Falasia to the chirurgeons before heading to breakfast.

 

The looks of distaste on the faces of those gathered there drew attention to the state that the night’s fighting had left me in; smelling like a fish market and as dishevelled as one who had spent the night sleeping in the street. The mucus that covered the frog creatures was rotting the velvets of my clothing and the mud of the docks covered my boots almost to my knees. Making my apologies, I retired to my chambers and quickly washed and changed.

 

The discussions at the breakfast table were of the elements and of Sarah, a daughter of Corwin. I must admit my thoughts were much more focused on the elements of ale, bread, cheese and beef than of any more esoteric and I contributed little to the conversation other than the occasional request to pass a plate.

 

There is little in life as satisfying as a good mattress and soft sheets after a long night of fighting and it was to my bedchamber that I retired immediately I had Bathsheba’s leave to do so. My sleep was so deep that for the first time in many years I do not remember what I dreamed of, though it was Faerie that awoke me – that I do know.

 

A missive from Morwaith roused me; a note that the Puck wandered the Castle of Amber, seeking Terisa, Asmark and Khitan. Morwaith suggested that I may be able to speak with our august visitor and I acquiesced, despite my lack of sleep – after all, how often does one get to see the greatest trickster in all the worlds picking on someone else? The sport that the Puck’s presence promised drove all need for slumber from my eyes.

 

Dressing quickly and ordering my old clothes burned I sought the Puck, finding him near the infirmary. He bowed low, addressing me as Lord, descended from “the highest on both sides”, and gave me counsel in a manner fitting to his address.

 

He warned me of the ships of Amber, and of what stirs beneath them, stretching and waking from the deepest of dreams. He whispered tales of what it takes to wake such a creature, and of the fate of those of Amber taken beneath the waves.


And he told me that the gates are shut, but may be opened later; a typical conundrum from the Lord of Tricks.

 

In return, I bowed deep to the Emissary from their Majesties, and asked him to bear my respect to the Auberon and my memory of a dream to the Titania. He agreed, and we parted; he to his fun and me back to my bed.

 

One final duty I had before slumber could claim me – I took the card with the scowling visage of Bathsheba upon it and turned my mind to hers. She resisted, perhaps fearing attack, but I pushed on, my message more puissant than her defences.

 

We did not fence, that proud princess and I. Rather for us the back and forth of sword and shield; trading blows until her mind lay open to me; a feat I am sure I could not repeat in the waking world. Once I had proven myself, I delivered the message of the Puck concerning the shipping of Amber and learnt some of the choicer curses in vogue amongst the Amber nobility.

 

Thus enlightened, I returned to my bed.