The Rapture Screams, part 1

Extracts from the Diary of St John Cartwright-Fiennes

Tuesday, 12th October 2008

There was a call from MI13 demanding that I attend the office. Strangely I did not recognise the caller. Being suspicious, I phoned around. Finally managed to get Elliott, on the phone. He tells me that MI13 is disbanded.

I phoned the office again to check that they will actually pay me if I go. I am told, “Just get here pronto”, which I take as ‘No’. I told them I would not be coming unless paid. They replied without even a decent pretence at sincerity that they would pay me. I demanded payment in advance. They replied that if I didn't go to return the pager, I would be arrested for stealing it.

As I was on the bus to Swindon by this time, I took the pager to Swindon police station, and handed it in lost property. I then phoned the office to tell them where I had left it.

I was half expecting a visitation for a ‘debrief’, but they never came.

Tuesday, 25 October 2008

Received an invitation to Lionel Woodthorpe's funeral. I really cannot afford to go. Jules and I wrote a letter of condolence.

Sunday, 9 November 2008

I was out in the Henge doing my parish council funded litter picking, when Belinda Durham accosted me. She introduced Emily Parker, a lady who strikes me as to some degree sensitive. I invited them back to the van.

Apparently they have need of the spell ‘Evocation of the Damned’’ that I learnt in the Temple of the Horned God. Jules really would not stand for my casting it but I offered to teach to anyone interested. They are interested and willing to pay well (£1,000!).

Jules was not at all keen on my going away, especially as she clearly does not believe my assurances that it isn't dangerous. Nevertheless she accepts as we really do need the money.

Monday, 10 November 2008

It took us pretty well the whole day to travel to Drummond House in Cliffside, the late Lionel's home. The current resident is Lucinda Grady, Lionel's granddaughter, and her husband Thomas. It is her 18 years dead sister Sophie that they intend to cast the Evocation on. This is part of a scheme to rescue her from Yog-Sothoth's clutches. This sounds a noble cause but a risky one. I will be glad to be 500 miles away when they try it.

Tuesday, 11 November 2008

Embarked on teaching Emily Parker and Freddy Wincanton the ‘Evocation of the Damned”.

Monday, 17 November 2008

It has been a very pleasant week really. It is a comfortable place, good food. I think both Emily and Freddy have mastered the spell; I am as sure as I can be without their actually casting it. Freddy wants also wants to learn ‘Command Ghost’, so I have another week's work.

Monday, 24 November 2008

Freddie has had no problem with Command Ghost, so I can go home tomorrow. For two weeks work, I had been hoping for £2,000 while expecting that I would actually paid rather less. I was astonished when Freddie decided I should be paid double for the first week, as I had two pupils, and I was given £3,000.

Tuesday, 25 November 2008

Pretty ghastly journey. Two hour drive to Fort William. Then coaches to Glasgow, Birmingham, Victoria and finally Swindon. Then the bus home, a bit over 24 hours in total.

Wednesday, 26 November 2008

Arrived mid-morning. Jules was relieved to see me but frankly suspicious about the amount of money. I had to go into a little more detail than I would have liked. She ultimately decides that it is all okay.

We will be very busy over the next few weeks fixing everything that we have put off fixing because we couldn't afford it.

I am also going to call this mysterious Mr. Green, that I heard about in Scotland. Apparently he is a believer with a lot of funds. I really don't want work chasing the Mythos, but he may occasionally have use for a real dowser. There aren't many of us.